These two Texas Double Cheeseburgers were consumed in fewer than 15 minutes. Photo credit: Matthew Kimel / Democrat
Friday night, shortly after conquering a Val Burger from Ludy’s, Sports Writer Tom Wright suggests I come up with a nickname, a moniker for my Superman-like ability to eat.
“That’s a great idea,” I reply.
Instantly, ideas run rampant through my head.
The Natural, The Great One, Sweetness, Wild Thing, The Real Deal, The Human Highlight Reel, The Great Bambino, The Wizard of Woodland. Oh, the possibilities are endless.
“How about The Bottomless Pit?” says Sports Editor Bruce Burton, coming through once again with one of his many moments of pure genius. Continue reading →